Checking my bank balance the morning after I went...
londongrumblr: Thanks to Emma!
Oh, I have 4 episodes of Community to catch up on.– Me - saying something I never would have said the first 3 seasons. (via thedreadpiratevincentvega)
When someone at works asks if anyone wants coffee
londongrumblr: Thanks to @Eb_Rivers!
Who has two thumbs and a four day weekend?
londongrumblr: This guy!:
Boy: Hey, where's the super hot detective?
Esposito: You're looking at him.
Getting really hacked off with how shitty my...
The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He’s got a tinfoil...– Malcolm Tucker on Star Wars, The Thick of It.
ever-so-plucky: fuckingjenniferlawrence: Go to Google and type in Bacon Number followed by any actor’s name. Mind blown. SOMEONE MAKE ME STOP DOING THIS
sematalba: warning05 replied to your post:Just did a speed test of my mobiles internet… Meanwhile my laptop is telling me my broadband speed is 1.7mbps. Oh how the other half live. I can only dream. And I was buffering a film too. The future’s fiber optic This is where rural living gets me
I return to the hotel and fall in with a couple of rich women who suggest I...– Stephen Fry In America (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
September 9th - 15th is suicide prevention week....