May 2013
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Checking my bank balance the morning after I went...
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Thanks to Emma!
April 2013
“Oh, I have 4 episodes of Community to catch up on.”
– Me - saying something I never would have said the first 3 seasons. (via thedreadpiratevincentvega)
March 2013
When someone at works asks if anyone wants coffee
londongrumblr:
Thanks to @Eb_Rivers!
Who has two thumbs and a four day weekend?
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This guy!:
February 2013
January 2013
Boy: Hey, where's the super hot detective?
Esposito: You're looking at him.
November 2012
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October 2012
September 2012
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Getting really hacked off with how shitty my...
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“The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He’s got a tinfoil...”
– Malcolm Tucker on Star Wars, The Thick of It.
ever-so-plucky:
fuckingjenniferlawrence:
Go to Google and type in Bacon Number followed by any actor’s name. Mind blown.
SOMEONE MAKE ME STOP DOING THIS
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sematalba:
warning05 replied to your post:Just did a speed test of my mobiles internet…
Meanwhile my laptop is telling me my broadband speed is 1.7mbps. Oh how the other half live. I can only dream.
And I was buffering a film too. The future’s fiber optic
This is where rural living gets me
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“I return to the hotel and fall in with a couple of rich women who suggest I...”
– Stephen Fry In America (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
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September 9th - 15th is suicide prevention week....
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